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On The Count Of Three Subtitles English

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On The Count Of Three Subtitles English

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

For this reason, subtitles should be only one or two lines at most. In subtitles for the deaf and hard-of-hearing (SDH), the subtitler may use three lines if there is no alternative way of keeping subtitles close to verbatim; deaf and hard-of-hearing audiences who cannot access the audio may consider edited subtitles a form of censorship.

VIDEO and AUDIOWhile the detail, vibrancy, and sharpness of 1080p are missed, The Handmaiden's 2.39:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer is plenty satisfactory judged by the standards of DVD's standard definition. The English subtitles are clean and grammatically sound (English SDH and Spanish subtitles are also offered), while the Dolby Digital 5.1 mix presents the original Korean soundtrack in fine fashion.BONUS FEATURES, MENUS, PACKAGING and DESIGNSony's DVD includes no bonus features whatsoever, not even trailers for other Amazon Studios properties.The static, piano-scored main menu features four characters looking straight ahead.No inserts accompany the plain silver disc inside the insert-less black keepcase.CLOSING THOUGHTSThere is plenty about The Handmaiden that you may find compelling. I wish I could say I did too, but despite the interesting way it tells its story three times from three very different perspectives, this long Park Chan-wook film did not do much for me beyond a technical level.Buy The Handmaiden from DVD / Instant Video

The main menu on the DVD features a generic upbeat tune against a brightly colored background. Stills of different Muppets pop in and out of frame while video clips from the actual special are seen in the upper right-hand corner. There are three options: play, scenes and subtitles (English and Spanish).

Through fictional love letters found in a cupboard, a film student writes to her estranged lover while he is away. Gradually we are immersed in the drastic changes taking place at the school and the lives of young people across the country as they take the streets to protest the widespread religious and caste-based discrimination intensifying under Narendra Modi. Deftly merging reality with fiction, the film is both an essential document of contemporary India and a nostalgic look at youth fighting the injustice of their time. Hindi, Bengali, English, French with English subtitles. 99 min.

1930s Korea, in the period of Japanese occupation, a young woman (Sookee) is hired as a handmaiden to a Japanese heiress (Hideko) who lives a secluded life on a large countryside estate with her domineering uncle. But, the maid has a secret: she is a pickpocket recruited by a swindler posing as a Japanese Count to help him seduce the heiress to elope with him, rob her of her fortune, and lock her up in a madhouse. The plan seems to proceed according to plan until Sookee and Hideko discover some unexpected emotions. Korean with English subtitles. 144 min. 59ce067264

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